• plot twist: plot straight

twinkiesfly:

you guys remember that one annoying person that was like in almost all of your classes and would just be stupid and whenever they would talk you’d just be like omFG SHUT UP

a-tae:

ostolero:

what is more american than taco bell

nothing

dude you can literally have any kind of pizza in neopets i mean

cloudy pizza? you got that shit

asparagus and yogurt? we got that shit too

we got bubbling blueberry pizza so dont even ask

pox pizza? man you sure hate someone dont you but sure

dont even question our DELUXE water pizza man its the shit

starfish pizza yo we got yo back

gay pizza

mud pizza

this glowy shit

and who could forget the mOTHERFUCKING PIZZA BLOCKS

and vegetarian for yall peta pussies out there

trololo-ing:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! 
Anonymous:
did they take your pix off of tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? search there for trololo-ing

B======================D~

moonscreations:

Alpacalypse

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.